Thursday, January 03, 2008

SHIP SETS SAIL FROM SAFE HARBOR TO PORTS UNKNOWN... A GREAT JOURNEY OF ADVENTURE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN... COME ABOARD, YOU ARE INVITED.


Greetings Pilgrim,
My name is Traveler, and I invite you along on the journey of my life, for this day, the ship sets sail from a safe harbor, and only the Lord knows our destination. My ears are as big as Dumbo's (maybe larger), but fortunately, in addition to catching a good wind to speed me along, I hear the words my Lord has for me, and I pass them along to you, keep them or discard them, for God has many more.
Blessings.
Traveler

Matthew 1: 23

"Look! The virgin will conceive a child! She will give birth to a son, and he will be called Immanuel[8] (meaning, God is with us)."

O my Jesus, my wonderful, precious, loving, caring, so patient and forgiving Lord Jesus, this day I am humbly before you as a newborn child. Though my years are advanced, my spirit jumps and sings, for this day, I seek only you, to know you, to let you reveal yourself through your Holy Spirit as you wish, not as I desire, believe, or want.

O my Jesus, I give up my life, for it has been nothing, and I have no name, for I have journeyed through life with no purpose but for self, to blow as the wind takes me and to try to make the best of where I am, and put you in the same boat to bless me in the boat I chose, not the one you had waiting at the dock.

O my Jesus, I have even blamed you for the boat going into wrong ports, when I have been steering the ship, a poor captain indeed, and I blamed all on you, whom I only allowed to be a seaman on the ship.

But O my Jesus, that ship has sunk, I have set it afire, and I have watched every piece of it be incinerated, from the proud lines above water, to the rot and rust beneath the decks, to the furthest crevices of dimness and darkness, where no light has ever penetrated.

O my Jesus, I cried to you for me to be allowed to die, and I meant in the body, but you came tome this morning and allowed me to die in the spirit and crucify that body in the fire and see where you are in me.

O my Jesus, I am but a seedling that has been trimmed and pruned back till nothing can grow, for you have taken care of every branch, you are the vine, and this day you have allowed me to see that though I have been severely pruned, I have deep roots, roots that are planted in your field, on ground that has the living Christ in every bit of its soil.

My Lord Jesus, nine years ago I died on the operating table, and you showed me the awesome move of the Spirit in my rebirth, and today, you showed me that you didn’t speak to me, or turn me to see more that day, because I sought no more of you, only what was selfishly for me, just as my walk and desires with You was always for you to rescue me, and set me on ground where I would be elevated.
This day, my Lord Jesus, I seek only you, and all else has burned in that fire, all else, all suffering, all blessing, I seek to become, is only what You are, for I seek to know you, and travel with you across the world and the universe, for you are within me and I give up all.

O my Jesus, you share directions and things that let me know you, let me see you, let me talk with you, let me make up for lost time, redeem those years and days and hours and every minute, so I may see glory as the presence of you, my Lord, is in my place.

My Lord, I believe you have revealed that you are the one who will steer the ship, and though it goes through people and places, I am aboard and you are at the helm. Jesus steers the boat, chief.

But as I have cried with no name, a wanderer with no root, I believe you have called me Traveler. I seek not my interpretation, but wait for you to reveal why and how Your presence uses Your Spirit within this body.

O my Lord, I am excited at being named, and so soon, for my heart jumps at so many possibilities, but I subject them all to you, for formerly my name might have been Rebel, but I am in submission to your wonderful living presence within me.

Lord, you have showed me a ship, and though it was a slow boat, I take an oar as Judah Ben Hur did, and I offer my rowing to you, the captain, not that you need me, I offer the gift back to you that you have given me, and we begin the Journey of My Life, Christ’s Life Within Me.

O Jesus, you are finally the Captain, and though I say I will go anywhere for you, I am but a man, and will always fall back on the way of Adam. That is why this day, I truly believe that Larry is dead, and that this body has been returned to you, for you gave me life when I was in Heaven nine years ago, and I give you this life back, to use, to bless others with, however you desire is my only desire.

My Lord, my old ship burns quickly and sinks, for it was built on rotted wood, and its planks and hull are but dust in the wind or flotsam to lie beneath the seas and never to rise again.

My Jesus, forgive me, and thank you for life in You, thank you for seeing the true meaning of Your life, at least the very beginning of your life within me, for there is a ling journey, and many ports and many visions and adventures to be had, to touch your garment and see your face.

My Lord, I hold to you, for I shall fall overboard, and hope rescue me, for I want this journey to be your journey, filled with the thanks of my heart for your love and forgiveness and mercy and your grace, all upon me now through the wonderful presence of the Holy Spirit.

The Holy Spirit makes ready the ship, he trims the sails, and casts the line from the dock, and this moment we pull from the mooring and glide along the river, but you have set the ship to ports unknown to me and each moment and each sea mile hold new vistas and wonderful views of You.

O my Jesus, I am so excited, for the ship has cast off ropes and pulled the anchor, and you stand at the helm and smile, for you know all, and you will show all, for to God be the Glory.

Immanuel is with us.

Matthew 2:2

2"Where is the newborn king of the Jews? We have seen his star as it arose,[2] and we have come to worship him."

My Lord, I come this day as those wise men did, and I seek to worship you, for though the King Herod tried to kill you, the Spirit led them and Joseph and Mary out of Israel to Egypt for many years, until it was safe, and a fulfillment of scriptural promise.

My worship is through you for the Father, who so carefully and lovingly made his plan for Redemption to come to pass through you.

My worship is for the word this day, that the journeys of my life have been fraught with danger, and many times did the thief try to kill me and steal my life, I have escaped that and am born in you on Holy Ground, a safety under your wings, in your shadow, O most high, and we travel far and wide, but under the flag of our Lord and Savior, and protected by the Sword of the Holy Spirit, and this adventure is great enough already, for I am so wonderfully excited at what you bring.

My thanks and most gracious praise to you my Lord, my Lord, my Lord, the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost.

O my Lord, I take this passage over any other, over the regal ocean liner with cabins appointed in splendor, for I chose your ship, your vessel, your sails, your cabins, for in them there is journey and with the King to see the work of His hand and the Land He possesses. In the liner there is comfort and ease of praise, but on your boat, the sails are filled with your every breath, and every horizon is fresh and new in you, O my Lord, what a privilege you have bestowed. I bend my knee before you and offer you my hands, my mind, my heart, my soul, everything that is within and without, for this passage is the one I have sought my whole life, and you have brought your ship to port today, here in this harbor, and I have boarded, I have enlisted, I am on your journey.

My thanks and praise are at your feet, Immanuel.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

BIG HAND FOR A BIG HEART IN A LITTLE LADY


The world is so full of phonies, especially those posing as Christians, who go around proclaiming their good deeds and try to raise money from them, and espouse ego-driven, self-righteousness, to attack any who differ from their conception of what God desires from people.

According to these idiots, only white Republicans are righteous and pure, and all the rest are bent for hell. (Of course they never remember that Christ was Middle Eastern, with accompanying features).

But the world is also full of saints - just like Saint Jeann of Mission Viejo, pictured here at her grandaughter's high school graduation.

Jeann is person who cares for the least, the lost and the lonely, but doesn't trumpet her works to the community. Instead, they are like sweet offerings to the Lord, done from her heart, because the Lord dwells there.

In any spare time Jeann has, she has been crocheting blankets for more than thirty years, and given them to churches, hospitals, homes for mothers-to-be, and those in need.

Additionally, Jeann has offered so many designer clothes and shoes to those who are without, and there is no fuss, just a plain old helping of those less fortunate. And food. And so much more.

I have never sheard Jeann ask for thanks, or mention her loving gifts to anyone, whereas so many who give a dime must trumpet their gifts.

The Lord said in the good book, that if you proclaim your good works, you have had your blessing here on earth, but Jeann has never done that, and instead, there is an eternity of rewards and blessings awaiting her.

So many evangelists and proclaimed Christians spend their time looking for splinters in other's eyes, instead of dealing with the logs in their own eyes. And when they get the logs removed, they will see, that it is not they who are favored by the Lord, but those like Jeann, who give and give, without reward or fame or thanks.

From my heart I say thanks for the blessings I have received from Jeann's work, because I have been fortunate to have helped with distribution.

I have worked in the Christian community throughout the world, and have met the bigshots with tv shows, but none have I met with a bigger heart, who live as God intended, who give as God intended.

With joy in their hearts.

This day I thank the Lord for Jeann, my wonderful Mama Jeann.

I have traveled far and searched wide, only to find the Lord right here in Jeann's heart, visible for any who have eyes to see.

PS - Jeann has also been blessed with a GREAT talent for cooking, and those of us so fortunate, have eaten at her table, where every dish is special and spectacular! Jeann can make an ear of corn jump off the plate! And to that I say "Thank you Lord!"


Tuesday, June 05, 2007

HOO GIVES A HOOT(ER)

Who would have thought such calamitous results would occur from entering Hooter's Wing Eating Championship. If I had known what was to transpire, I would have invited many more friends (and a few enemies), to watch in envy, and to realize that the pleasures of being so gifted at eating copious quantities of hot chicken wings can bestow unusual and great blessings upon a humble man. But alas, humility is not a trait found among many acquaintances, and so they must suffer in recompense.
I entered the contest on a dare, as a lark, and because I am known to many restaurants as one who could put them out of business by my eating prowess. I have been banned from many buffet tables, and have had to resort to disguises to indulge my appetite, and finally, when copious quantities of whatever was being served is gone, I laugh at their woe upon discovery of the ruse.
However, this day was slightly different, you see, I entered the contest under my nom de plume, Lorenzo Magnifico, and expected to be tossed at the door when I gave the monicker to a lovely young woman who carried a list of entries.
But much to my surprise, a carriage of Hooter Girls informed me they were my cheerleaders, and had heard so much about me. They said this in sexy voices that could be heard above the din of music and too many sports channels to count, and so I was puffed with pride, and looked with disdainful approval to the right and left as I was escorted to my seat. "Make way for Lorenzo," they shouted as we crossed the floor, shoving any who refused to move.
I was coddled and hugged, and the ladies in the photo were my personal attendents for the event.
The contest began, and friends who had come along with me were cast aside in favor of this new order of life. Finally, people who understood my talent and treated me in a manner deserving of royalty. I looked at my friends and scoffed. Pitiful peons.
And as plate after plate was served, the lovely ladies would wipe my mouth and fingers, massage my neck, and encourage me with adoration.
Within 15 minutes, there was only me and a gargantuan individual who was wearing a very bad Hawaiian shirt, left in the contest, and we were neck and neck, or should I say tooth and tooth. The contest was halted and Bad Hawaiian Shirt and I were reseated at the same table.
He asked for another plate, a triple serving, and I thought all was lost, as a double was my order. I was feeling great discomfort, for second place is still a loser. What was I to do?
I thought of my father, and my brother, also blessed with a similar talent, and wondered for a moment at what would cross their minds.
As my stomach rumbled, I knew divine inspiration.
I lifted my butt slightly off the chair and fired off a round of quick staccato bursts of gas, aimed directly at Bad Shirt Man. The roar of the crowd hid my iniquity.
I watched as he went to place two whole wings into his mouth just as the first scent of the pungent aroma hit his nostrils, and his eyes opened in shock.
It was then I let loose an SBD canon, a quiet, hidden explosion that I worked through all twenty-nine feet of intestine into one long, continuous wind, and as a gaseous cloud enveloped him, he gagged, but could not be heard. He fell to the floor.
I was declared the absolute winner.
And so, I found myself surrounded by every Hooter Girl, as Bad Shirt Man was dragged from the restaurant and tossed out back, as everyone thought the noxious fumes were his own, and his greed had done him in.
Haha! Triumph.
I was toasted and toasted by the lovely ladies, and all wanted to accompany me to my humble abode, and though I thought well of myself, I wondered why there was such adoration over being able to devour 113 wings.
And though things are sometimes great, they must always end, as nothing is permanent in this life, and only Heaven and Hell in the next.
Bridgette, (pronounced Bridge-ET-tay), one of the delightful buxom blondes in the photo, asked me what it was like to be in the Mafia, like Tony Soprano, and could I get her a role in a movie.
I replied I had no idea what she was speaking of, and all laughed, as if we were in on a huge joke together.
Finally, the award was to be given, and I was brought to the microphone. As people cheered, one of the women told the crowd, " Ladies(few ladies outside of Hooter's employees were in attendence)and gentlemen(I observed only tshirt slobs), the winner of Hooters Annual Wing King Award, Lorenzo Magnizzino."
And I knew.
They had mistaken me for the dean of the Los Angeles underworld, that Sicilian
devil, Lorenzo Magnizzino.
What the hell.
I raised my hand and shook it sideways at the audience, almost a papal blessing, and they called on me to say a few words.
I feigned reluctance, but took the mike.
"Thank you so much," I began, "but I just want you to know, those chickens were dead long before I got here, I had nothing to do with their demise." I winked at the audience and they cheered loudly, lifting glasses, which the girls hasitily refilled and added to their bills of fare.
"I am sorry what happened to my opponent," I said with a sinister snarl, "but you know how I feel about competition, and opponents get eliminated, one way or the other."
The crowd cheered again, and I stepped down and out the door with these three girls, to raucous applause, to hugs and kisses from every Hooter's Girl, and I left with a promise, like MacArthur, to return.
And so, I have labeled this escapade, The Godfather Caper, and more importantly, I have learned, that when you know you are full of gas, it can be a good thing.
A very good thing.

Saturday, June 02, 2007

PHILIP WEYLAND - ANGEL ON ASSIGNMENT

When I was in 4th grade, attending Kendall School, my best friend was Philip Weyland. He lived on Eagle Road, right behind Kendall, and was a class leader and class president. I felt lucky he was my pal, as everyone looked up to him, and he seemed to know everything about everything, from bugs, to frogs, to tying knots, to scouting, to girls.
Phil arranged my first date, a square dance, as part of a double - him and Mary Lou Williams, me with Pamela Martin. Pamela had long curly hair, kept in a huge ponytail that shook and bounced as we spun our partners. I fell in love as we shared a Coke. And all I could wonder, was how great Phil was for finding her for me.
After school one day I went over to Phil's house, and I thought we would surely play some board games, "Career" was a favorite, or explore a nearby swamp for frogs and snakes. But that day was different. I think it might have started raining, and we couldn't go out(though my memory is of a glorious day of sunlight). Phil said, "Let's read."
I thought maybe he had some Superman comics, but instead, he handed me a book. The Hardy Boys - The House on the Cliff. He was reading another Hardy Boy book, I don't remember which, and he asked me if I read the Hardy Boys. Read them? Who were they? He told me of their adventures as detectives and I was hooked.
We read for an hour, and when it was time to go home, I wanted that book, and he lent it to me. I believe I was up most of that night under my bed cover with a flashlight, reading the greatest adventure story ever written. Two boys, fighting crime, riding motorcycles, heroically battling for good and justice. And I was with them.
I did read every Hardy Boy, and own them, and recently bought most of the older ones again on ebay. But that day, when Phil handed me a book, he opened a door in my life that would never be closed, a door that has taken me around the world, into homes on every continent, and to other planets and beyond, to adventures and excitement I came to know through literature.
If it hadn't been for Phil handing me a book, I would never have discovered David Copperfield, which I read in 5th grade, along with so much more, and the list is a neverending one, with each adventure, from the classic to the sleazy, from cheap pulp to great words, being a portal away from this world and into another.
And even more, the book he handed me, realized within me a quest for excitement, for natural conquests, and I would probably never have joined Cub Scouts, and later, Boy Scouts, and I would have missed all the great adventures that fortunately took place in my life, without Phil's initial primature of what was good.
He was an athlete. He was a leader. He was intelligent. He was literary.
Phil sent me my first post card, from a vacation in Maine.
Phil moved to Missouri at the end of 4th grade, and we kept in touch through letters until high school was finished, but I lost track of him somewhere in Texas.
I have always wanted to tell him how much I owe him, I have always wanted to give him a lifetime of thanks. For Lord of the Rings, for Foundation, for Atlas Shrugged, for so many, many tales and novels, so many adventures, and also for my imagination, for my writing, for so many doors that open because of all that went before.
Who knew where he is or what he does.
Until.
Recently, I typed his name on the net, which I do about once or twice a year to see if I could find him, and lo and behold, up came this picture that you see above, of Phil with actor and football great, Jim Brown. He works in the same industry as I, motion pictures, has worked with a hero -William Shatner, and Phil has gone about on his own step in life, and he and his wife live only 15 miles away!
But.
What do I do? Call or not? What if he thought I was crazy.
Should some friends remain in the past?
I don't have the answer yet. I want to call. I just need to get up the courage.
Though I have died on an operating table, visited heaven, drove off a mountain cliff on a four-wheeler, been bitten by a rattler...
I am apprehesive.
Lord, give me strength. And will.
To share some of the amazing life experiences I have been blessed with, with the man who started me on my road to adventure.
Surely the Lord has had his hand in a desire of my heart, for how would Phil all of a sudden appear, after forty-five years, and be so close, and work in the same industry.
Okay, Lord, it is you, so all must be good, and I will call this week! Or next.
Peace.


Wednesday, May 30, 2007

BITTER BIRD'S LAMENT

I am the Bitter Bird.
Day in, day out, day-o,
I search.
My neck aches.
My legs are twigs,
too weak for my girth.
And yet I search.
With a constant bob,
my beak dips its tip
into the muck,
hoping to emerge with
something of value.
But alas, 99 out of
one-hundred times,
it comes back empty.
I hear the laughing echo of gulls, who soar and dive around me, whose beaks are constantly filled with the sweet catch of the day, from smelt to crabs, while I toil in mud and rock, hoping for a sea worm or sand flea.
Woe is me. Why couldn't I be a tern. I would fly to the sun, drop mussels on rocks, and feast at the table of plenty. Why did God make me this way, what did I do to deserve this suffering? And I am the only one who laments, while the rest of the flock labor mindlessly, slaves to the machine. Just other bricks in the wall.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

DESOLATION OF SMAUG


An angered dragon's breath scorched a portion of wet-land, leaving it desolate, parched, and stripped of life, except for the fetid creatures that dwell in death, and embalm the remains.
While close to the ocean basin, and the resurrection that is carried in with the morning tide, the spot is just a fraction away from new life, and will rot in despair, hoping at best, to become a murmurous haunt of flies.
The poor of the world suffer in similar burning misery, while mankind feasts itself at the table of greed and indolence, with no moral conscience or regard to the plight of so many.
Corporations have lost their moral compass, and now, in the name of profit at any cost, they set man versus man, nation versus nation, to provide the cheapest labor, with little benefit except a pauper's daily wage.
Oil companies, who once flew the flag of American greatness and expertise, now only seek to rape and plunder for the dollar.
The heroes of America are pathetic, self-indulgent celebrities, instead of men and women with honor, courage, and compassion.
And so, desolation arrives. On the feet of a silent thief in the night.
Though many corporations globalize their work, trying to shelter themselves from the economic misery a single nation may befall, they cannot hide from the judgment hand of God, who will bring forth their disaster in an instant, as he did to Sodom and Gomorrah.
The earth is the Lord's, and the fullness thereof.
All who despoil the land, who ignore the weak and lost, face a wrath that has not been known since ancient times.
He who has ears to hear, listen. Put your ear to the ground. There is movement in Heaven, and the horses and chariots of the noble are gathering for a battle that will scourge the planet in recompense for villainy.
And those who dress themselves in the garments of self-righteousness, beware, for the time of the Lord is at hand.
The least shall become first, and the first shall become least.
No eye has seen, nor ear has heard, the things God has prepared for man he loves, but the reverse is also true, for the man he despises.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

MIRACLE MAN BETTER THAN GRETZKY


Shane(Miracle Man) Popkins has driven hockey scouts crazy trying to figure ways to commit him to their programs and schools with letters of intent.
The five-year-old marvel has dazzled the world on ice with his amazing dexterity with the stick and his skating, that many say make Shane the best they have ever seen.
Shane's skating leaves oponents dizzy, and he doesn't hit anyone - he just skates circles around them with ease - and watches them twirl and fall to the ice.
His slap shot to the sort side has never had a save made on it. Even pro hockey teams like the NY Rangers want him now!
Shane Popkins - Miracle Man on Ice.
However, Shane says that while hockey is great, he wants to be a scholar, though the income wouldn't be as great. Or a pro golfer, which he is taking up next for conquest.