GEORGE ALLEN & A BIRD'S TURD

GOD'S GIFT OF NATURE
Walking through Bolsa Chica Wetlands, I saw a gull land on a sign and proceed to take a dump. Now this gull could certainly have dropped his load anywhere in wetlands, but went out of his way to ensure he added to the avian covering over the sign, further blotting out the wordage.

ALL WILL BE REVEALED
It was, simply put, a pile of crap. And my mind quickly associated crap with George Allen, the pathetic symbol of a senator, whose latest campaign tactic is repulsive, immoral, and betrays the pond scum mentality that inhabits the Republican party, and the filth that their minds dwell in.

ALLEN' GREATEST FEAR HAS BEEN REALIZED
Allen's election has become a close race because a Vietnam war vet and writer, Jim Webb, is giving Allen, who had ambitions of a presidential race in '08, a heck of a run. And Allen, whose sick comments about blacks, and his name-calling of an American citizen of Indian descent, bared his racist soul.

ALLEN DIDN'T LISTEN TO JESUS
Now, Jesus instructed, and gave the commandment, with no other options, TO LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF. So by the evidence on the table, Allen has not listened to the Lord, and has in fact, committed the willful sin of putting himself before God by breaking the Lord's commandment.

PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALLWELL
But Allen, so desperate not to lose, has now taken Jim Webb's fictional adventure novels and excerpted passages from the books, to make it seem as if Webb is a misogynist because women in the stories about spies and terrorists have suffered harm.

JOHN 10:10 THE THIEF COMES TO ROB, STEAL, DESTROY
This is the heart of the Republican method of attaining and keeping power - hurt, malign, and lie about your opponent(and only God knows what else), to create controversy about the opponent instead of on Allen's own shortcomings.

AN EMPTY SHELL
But even if Allen wins, he has already lost. His sins have been exposed for the world to see, and he has definitely lost any shot any presidential ambitions. So he will wander the corridors of the senate with no substance to him, and treated like he has a contagious disease.

SIN IS DESPERATE
The most pathetic part of this episode, is that Allen maligned a novel's story, and used it to disparage a writer, a decorated war hero. Who is next for the Republican list of authors to be maligned for stories with action in them? The Bible? Shakespeare? Hemmingway? Steinbeck?

SEW BUTTONS
And that is the connection between George Allen and a bird's turds.
The bird went out of his way to crap on the sign.
Allen went out of his way to dump on the sign that said he was finished - Jim Webb.

Republican politics has become a big pile of merde. At the very least. At the most - only the Lord can answer.